Tuesday, 6 March 2012
Bottom Feeding Trolls.
I have recently had the misfortune to witness the behaviours of a bottom-feeding troll. Here are some of the more salacious behaviours exhibited.
The natural recourse of a bottom-feeding troll is to lie. Sadly, they are too stupid to realise that using another lie to cover the first lie only makes the situation worse.
Bottom feeding trolls don't feel the need to tell their spouses that they have lied, leaving the spouse to look foolish and waste many hours trying to defend the indefensible.
Bottom-feeding trolls have no compunction about lying to their children. Consequenly their children lie, unintentionally and lose the respect of their peers. Therefore bottom feeding trolls children learn that they need to lie to cover the lie.
Bottom feeding trolls lie to everyone and are experts at denial and wide-eyed surprise when they are found out.
Bottom feeding trolls believe their own lies and therefore live in a world inhabited by only them.
Bottom feeding trolls believe that the children of their enemies are fair game.
Bottom feeding trolls are a common pest. If anyone knows of a control method, suggestions gratefully received.