Friday, 6 April 2012
Family Life and Dante
I texted a friend yesterday saying I was in Dante's 7th Circle of Hell. In fact, I think I was in his 8th. Welcome to Top Shop, Oxford Circus during the school holidays. Whilst waiting patiently beside a mountain of bags, mainlining water (it is SO hot in there) and trying to look non-furtive whilst Em queued for 20 minutes for the changing room, I received an email from my Dad.
The title of the email was
ARE YOUR TEENAGERS DRIVING YOU MAD?
He then sent me a link to this. I replied "Thank you. I think." The Twofour Group look very grown up and produce some good stuff. Anyone who is interested should contact them directly.
I do admit to looking round TopShop to see if Dad was there, giggling in a corner, watching me try to look nonchalant in a totally alien environment. Of course, he wasn't there. I don't think my father knows what Top Shop is. However, I am beginning to think he may be a bit telepathic....