Whilst browsing through my inbox and just about to delete in a "fer-crying-out-loud-diets-don't-work" kid of way, I actually read the blurb to this and Laughed Out Loud.

My kind of advert and, yes, I am tempted to order a shedload because it Made My Day.  This is typical Brit humour and needs to be read with the Irony Lever locked into the "On" position......